Viejita swag.
When your friends get sick, you have at least 782 foolproof remedies.
Do a chant, drink some honey with a squeeze of lime, and never go to bed with your hair wet. You'll be fine!
...And this definitely includes vapor rub, for basically ANYTHING.
Headache?
Cold?
Plague?
Ponte Vicks, my friend.
Your bag fits everything anyone could ever need and is also off limits to everyone.
Touch the purse if you want to die.
Actually, 87% of your purse's contents are these mysterious candies, just in case your friends need one.
They just sort of materialize in your purse and in doctors' offices.